Things To Think About And Laugh At….

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I love to laugh…I have a loud, insane laugh and quite often I laugh so hard I cry….It’s healthy and makes you feel good so I tend to laugh alot and sometimes at silly, trivial things.  I’ve come across various inspirational and amusing quotes recently and every time I see them I smile and have a moment or enjoy contemplating what it really means to me….

Men have 2 emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!  Unknown

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button, you’ll be disconnected! Unknown

If  love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Unknown

Be bold when you lose and be calm when you win. Skakeel Ahmed

Love is when you are in the back seat of your car and your feet are hanging out of the window and you aren’t even ashamed. Unknown

The trouble with resisting temptation is that you may not get another chance. Unknown

Love doesn’t make the world go around, love is what makes the ride worthwhile. Elizabeth Browning

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where the bad girls live! Unknown

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy…her heart. Melanie Griffith

Never give up on someone you can’t stop thinking about. Unknown

Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect. Aysayako/Tumblr

Learn from yesterday, Live for today, Hope for tomorrow. Albert Einstein

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. Unknown

Love is blond. Unknown

If you lick it I will come. Unknown


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